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Directions:
| Print out this page and mark your answers. After you have completed the quiz press the "My Mother-in-Law" button at the bottom of the page.
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| Your mother-in-law has been eating at an all-you can eat buffet for the past hour. She now has a stomach ache. What does she do?
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| A. | Take Stomach Ache medican and stop eating.
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| B. | Eat a bowl of Ice Cream.
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| C. | Call a doctor.
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| D. | Stop eating but steal 3 more pieces of chicken claiming that if she had bought the chicken dinner it would have had 3 more pieces in it anyways.
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| Does your mother-in-law live with you and your partner?
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| A. | Yes
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| B. | No
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| C. | No you and your partner live with her!
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| Does your Mother-In-Law approve of your marriage
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| A. | Yes
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| B. | No
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| C. | Only when convient for her
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| What is the nickname your friends refer to your mother-in-law by
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| A. | Your Mom
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| B. | Your mother-in-law
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| C. | Your partner's mother
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| D. | Bitch-in-law
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| It's 2 weeks before valentines day what does your mother-in-law do?
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| A. | Demand that your partner not buy you flowers because they cost to much.
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| B. | Demand that your partner buy her something for valentines day because she knows your partner loves her more than you.
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| C. | Opens the valentines gift your partner bought you and make rude comments about it.
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| D. | Tells your partner how much she loves your partner, then tries to make your partner feel guilty for not buying her something.
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| You just returned from vacation what does your mother-in-law do first.
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| A. | Hug your partner
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| B. | Complain that she missed your partner and your partner should never leave your mother-in-law again.
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| C. | Demands to know what was bought for her. And then complains that more wasn't bought for her.
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| You are at the car lot buying a car. Your partner calls your mother-in-law to let her know what you are doing. What does she say.
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| A. | Your buying a new car how nice.
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| B. | Don't put your name on the car because you may get a divorce then you have a right to the car and what would your mother-in-law do without the car.
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| C. | Demand that you buy a red convertable, but then bitch that she doesn't want a red car or a convertable.
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| You and your partner buy a new carpet for the house your partner asks her if she likes the carpet. What does she say.
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| A. | Gives a yes no answer with no explanation.
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| B. | Gives a yes/no answer with explanation.
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| C. | Ask you who picked it out.
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| D. | Ask you who signed the check.
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